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Auntie Maine Jul 27 2008, 09:46 PM Post #381
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:shock 666 :faint :priest
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Rodney Jul 27 2008, 10:09 PM Post #382
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Competition reaches demonic heights.

It's only two weeks untill the Olympics and it seems that some athletes are turning towards a, shall we say;"Darker side" to post high scores.

Dan from Maine(which is Swahili for: Hell") topped the leader board for a 2nd consecutive win this week. The cross-stitching american surprised judges by appearing in a "satan"-inspired cross stitched costume during his Spam routine.
Asked about this controversial outfit, Dan replied: "It's all in good fun, really. I mean it's not like there is something wrong with a pentagram detail on your costume, is there? I'm in great shape and would like to thank the anti-Christ and my new Transylvanian coach BeL-UCIFEReuscu.

It's seems that the new training regime is really working for the US-competitors. In 2nd place, Jesse proved that despite his advanced age(he is 45 in gay-years) he is still a force to be reckoned with. Performing very difficult skills, the Darck-one spammed and posted his way to a silver medal.

If you think that experience and maturity guarantee you success;think again! Darelle from the ghetto snatched away the bronze medal from veteran, Michele in a surprise twist;
Two days into the competition Darelle seemed to be traling Michele by a huge margin. the Boy from Tha Hood got himself together and streaked ahead of the Anaconda showing great determination and a bit of sluttiness in his postings. His "drive-thru-fucking-routine was shocking but, it seemed to do the trick.

Huge dissapointment of the week is Julesy. The former world record holder and and serial winner of the weekly post-race only managed a paltry 5th place. The Phoenix-based puppy-fan's routines lacked the power that used to be her trademark. Rumours are rife that, her trip to Me-hee-co was actually to find a new drug-enabler to regain her unfair advantage over the competition.

The Forum Olympic Commitee-member-Jane will be going on training camp in Las Vegas next week. Ax a direct result, this coming week's competition will now be held over 6 days. SExciting!!!!

Dutch Diva-Rodney, has laughed away claims that his early successes were nothing but a fluke. "I have taken some time off to recover from some heavy training. I wanted to get that done, before I travel to Beijing and prepare for the Olympics. I have been taking up index-finger-press-ups and wrist flexibility training sessions. I would love to come back from the Olympics with a medal round my neck."
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Denovissimus Jul 28 2008, 01:00 AM Post #383
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Rodney is a riot! :ha
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 28 2008, 02:54 AM Post #384
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rodney you are amazing! I am in awe!
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Julesy Jul 28 2008, 03:39 AM Post #385
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Rodney rocks the casbah!

oh and I did have a legit prescription to spam steriods I filled while in Mexico. Its just a fact. :curtsy
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 28 2008, 12:09 PM Post #386
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:ha
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Rodney Jul 28 2008, 01:40 PM Post #387
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oh and I did have a legit prescription to spam steriods I filled while in Mexico. Its just a fact.


The following are deemed banned substances on the Forum Postwhore-doping-list:

Fajitas
Frijoles
Huevos rancheros
Taco's
Burrito's

Your urine sample came back with high ammounts of me-hee-can stuff in it. :;
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Denovissimus Jul 28 2008, 01:55 PM Post #388
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Those are all Me-hee-can related! I protest!

Post Olympics in racism shocker!
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Julesy Jul 28 2008, 02:16 PM Post #389
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Damn Rodney posted my dinner list of the week! :ha
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Rodney Jul 28 2008, 02:44 PM Post #390
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Post Olympics in racism shocker!


Hey, the Games are held in Beijing, they don't give a fuck about your feelings or"basic human rights for the three weeks the games are on! They ban the blacks from bars(did I read it here or was it on perez? I have to look it up. That shit is for real!) and make athletes compete in dire conditions.

We'll be all nice when the Olympics are held in....I dunno, Switzerland. And YES, we will ban Swiss cheese!
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Rodney Jul 30 2008, 11:55 PM Post #391
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This just in:

The secret to Julesy's early successes have finally been revealed this week!
It turns out that the American woman/man/other, has been getting her dose of illegal substances from a very unlikely source!

click on the link below to find out!


Rodney Hilton
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Denovissimus Jul 31 2008, 01:01 AM Post #392
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:ha
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Auntie Maine Jul 31 2008, 12:37 PM Post #393
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:ha You are so silly. :highfive
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